When Losing Is Winning

I’ve just been booted from my latest writing group.  In all fairness I never went so I do understand.  And while we all want to be included in the cliques and have smoke blown up our asses, we would also like to be published and I don’t think that was going to happen as long as I stayed where it was comfortable, hence:  I never went.  I want to be published.  I want an editor to kiss my ass and throw money at me.  I want J K Rowlings dollars and readers.  I want fanatical fans standing in lines wrapped three blocks around the corner of Costco to get a copy of my book and to just see me.  I want to do what Oprah did for book clubs. I want it all.  And while I am not hating on either ebooks or self publishing I don’t want to do it.  I want my hardcopy  book in the hands of every reader on the subway.  I want the riders missing their stopscopy-copy-copy-blog-20121.jpg because they can’t put me down. So I guess I’m trading comraderie and wine and soft critique for research and writing for four hours a day until its done and then finding an agent and a tough but honest writing group that I respect more than I like. It breaks my heart but it feeds my soul.

The Time Is Now

Ok…ok…ok…it was bull shit.  I am not trashing the novel I worked so long and so hard on. I am finishing it.  I left my day job and the time is now. I am setting up a writing schedule and keeping it.  You should join me.  Let’s not bullshit together. Octavia Butler once bought a fifty pound bag of white potatoes and gave her self until the end of that bag to either publish something or quit writing.  I don’t like white potatoes.  But I left my good-government-job with the benefits and great pay so its like a very huge bag of potatoes I’m walking away from so…the time is now. Shall we?

“You want to be a writer, don’t know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.” 
― Paul Simonold-typewriter

Finishing or getting off the toilet

It is said that Zora Neale Hurston wrote Their Eyes Were Watching God in six weeks.  Six Weeks!!!!!!! This is the book she is known for!  So why haven’t I finished the novel I’ve been writing for the last ten years????!!!!! Sooooo…I am finishing this damn novel in this year! If this novel is not finished and through re-writes by years end, I’m burning it and starting a new one because apparently the one I’m working on is sh*t.  That’s it.  That’s my post.  That’s my commitment.

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Don’t See You? Write it!

Shonda Rhimes is the creator of two television shows that won Emmy awards last night. Twenty years ago that would have been beyond anyone’s imagination that such a thing could happen.  Well, it has. You don’t see your story in the media?  Well, create it. Don’t wait for someone else to recognize or acknowledge you. Grab the world be the ass and let everyone know that you are here! Write your own damn story!SR Headshot 11.14

Do It Right

If you think writing that first draft masterpiece was easier than everybody said it was and now it’s ready for publication…step away from the self-publishing website, turn off the computer and think again.


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“Anyone who says writing is easy isn’t doing it right.” 
― Amy Joy

The Long Of It

Ever heard of the short and the long of a subject.  Old people say it often:  here comes the short and the long of it, meaning the entire story of whatever story is being told or generally the entirety of a thing.  Well, writing has a short and long too.  The short of it is easy to master…it’s the long of it that’s a bitch. Most beginner writers can master a few great pages.  It’s the entire story or the entire book that presents a problem. I have several friends who can write a brilliant…four pages.  Any story that goes beyond that is an incoherent mess. And there is nothing wrong with four great pages.  Flash fiction is built on the short of it.  But…if you want to make the leap to the long of it then you have to master the long of it.  Practice.  Practice. Practice. Learn to sustain conflict.  Learn to write interesting characters.  Learn the difference between plot and story.  Learn everything you can cram into your head about sustaining drama, suspense, hurling towards climax, believable but challenged characters, the growth of characters, etc. Then i2012-10-09_Typing_PeopleInPoolTypewriter_WEBncorporate these things into your writing. Be able to write the short and the long of it.

Start Simply and Humanly

I recently heard an interview of Toni Morrison on Beloved.  She said she wanted to tell this story of a woman who wanted to protect her kids from slavery so she decided to kill them rather than let them be re-enslaved by her former master. The story was a true story she had discovered in an old newspaper clipping. She said she struggled with how to tell this story so she decided the only person that could judge this mother justly was the dead baby and thus, Beloved was born.  And then she said something that fascinated me…well all of Toni Morrison fascinates me but this was something extra.  She said she considered how it must feel to have a mother that tried to kill you.  The small things like eating her food and going to sleep around her.  In that moment of listening to Toni, the essence of what we do occurred to me.  It is these small tedious things that inform our work, that makes it come alive to the reader.  Of course the huge, magnanimus acts are remembered but what connects us to our readers are those things that make us human. Fear, love, hunger, boredom.  These are the very human emotions that propel our stories off the paper and into the readers minds. Because we have the same desires and inclinations in our own lives we can understand and relate to who people end up in dire circumstances that started very simply. That’s writing guys, Toni-Morrison-32that’s writing.

Clean Up Time

“You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.” 

― Toni MorrisonSong of Solomon

What’s the shit that weighs you down?  Your day job? Your honey? Fear? Well, as Nikki Giovanni says, writers write.  There is no good reason that you do not write except you don’t love it enough.  Writers write, period.  Even if they aren’t published, even if the only one reading it is the pizza delivery man.  Writers write. You want to fly jets? Get the shit out of your wings.

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